• Anonymouswhy are you so sexy?
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lindsaylohoean:

when parents make sex jokes around you thinking you don’t get itimage

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normalisntmyforte:

underwon:

my brain has too many tabs open

Most accurate thing ever

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communistbakery:

zinzulation:

urls are getting so fucking weird now… like what the fuck is a “communist bakery”

no idea… sounds like a really dumb blog

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jetbag:

hey are you bacon bc i wanna see you strip

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sansaofhousestark:

australia’s got a lot of fucked up shit going on but at least we can say our last mass shooting was 18 years ago

because after it happened we placed higher restrictions on gun ownership

because that’s the logical fucking thing to do

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officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

officialunitedstates:

a grandmother, a mother, and a daughter walk into a bar.  she orders one drink

oh I get it the joke here is that they’re all the same person.  she has multiple relationships to members of her family.  thanks for this great post officialunitedstates

no problem I’m glad you liked it

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motionjessinwhite:

anotherpunk:

"Your dress is too short."

Thanks, the designer used your dick for inspiration.

OH MYG OD

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