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trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

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deodrant:

you know when ur in a certain position in the car where its like wow if i get in a crash im fucked

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It’s like drowning but you just won’t fucking die.

(via eteriese)
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deucebasket:

threw a boomerang like 6 years ago and it never came back so now I live in constant fear

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whiteboywaves:

Boy: *hands me diamond ring* will you marry me
Me: *puts diamond ring on* na

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gif:

condoms aren’t completely safe my friend was wearing one when he got hit by a bus

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